A slapshot hit Matt Hendricks in the testicles on Thursday night. It wasn't "a sensitive, private area" or "the groin area," like Sportsnet wrote in its YouTube upload of the play. It wasn't "the lower abdomen," like we've heard before. MORE: Tanner Rainey Jersey The puck hit him in the testicles. If it hit him somewhere else, it wouldn't have shattered his cup. The cup was protecting his testicles! Id like to thank Bike & for saving my bacon tonight! Matt Hendricks (@MattHendy26) Just say it. Say testicles. Say it. Say it. SAY IT. Do not wink. Do not giggle. Do not tug at your collar like a Borscht belt comedian in the middle of a bad set "oooh, yikes, that was ... a sensitive area." "Ooooh, that's gotta hurt!" That's purposele s. It's corny as hell, more childish than saying "it hit him in the balls" by an order of magnitudeand inaccurate to boot. Anyway, here's Chris Paul punching Julius Hodge in the testicles back in 2005. Here's Maria Sharapova hitting Novak Djokovic in the testicles. Here's a football hitting Brett Favre in the testicles. It's 2016. If we can't say "testicles" on TV or write it on the internet in a purely anatomical context, at that the future sucks. Josiah Gray Jersey